IN OTHER NEWS

By Jennifer Jordan

       

      “In other news, a rash of murders in Soho have police baffled. Five women have been found brutally slain in the last four months, all of them dark-haired and in their mid-twenties. While originally denying the similarities, the police now admit that the crimes appear to be the work of a serial killer. The murders have all taken place after midnight and other news sources have dubbed the killer “The Midnight Strangler." Police have no suspects at this time. Now, on to the weather! Larry, how is this weekend shaping up?” 

      “Well, Mike, it’s going to be a cold one as a blast of Arctic air comes in from the north.” 

      Sylvia lay on the couch, the only light in the apartment coming from the flashing of the television screen.

     Her eyes were red and swollen from crying. A pile of tissues lay on the floor where she’d carelessly dropped them when they’d gotten too soggy. They joined a week’s worth of empty frozen dinner trays, candy wrappers, and audition sections from the paper. The paper was marked with circles that had subsequently been crossed out.

      This bout of depression was the worst she’d had in months.

      The phone rang on the table by the kitchenette. The machine picked it up after two rings. Sylvia heard her own flat voice echo through the apartment. 

     “Hello. You have reached Sylvia Martin. I don’t feel like answering the phone right now. Deal with it.” 

     “Sylvia,” a voice sighed deeply, “it’s your mother. Again. I know you’re in one of your black moods but I really need you to call me back. Your father and I want to arrange a flight back home for you this Thanksgiving. I want to make a reservation as soon as possible to get the best price. You know I hate it when you leave everything to the last minute.” Another sigh.

      “And please let me know if you’ll need help covering the rent again. I should get the check out soon. Oh, and your sister says hello. She’s gotten herself another raise. Can you believe it? She was always the…”  

      The machine cut off. 

      She’d settled back into the bliss of apathy when the phone rang again.  

      “Sylvia, I am going out tomorrow to get you a new answering machine. This one always cuts me off. It drives me crazy! Anyway, as I was saying…” 

      With a snarl, Sylvia leaped up from the couch, strode across the room, picked up the answering machine and ripped the cords out. She looked around for something heavy to smash it with. To her right, she saw her stone statue of the Hindu god Ganesha, remover of all obstacles.  

      “Ha!” she grabbed the heavy statue and held it above her head. She teetered for a second, a manic smile splayed across her face. Then she brought the statue down on the offending machine with all of her might. The machine smashed to pieces. Other than a small nick, the statue remained intact. 

      “Shit!” she yelled in frustration. She grabbed the statue and let it fall again. Not even a nick this time. Sinking to the floor she cried as the elephant god looked on benignly. Her sobs stopped at the loud pounding on the door.

      “Go away,” she whispered. “Go away, go away, go away.” 

      After a few minutes, the pounding stopped. 

      She walked back over to the couch and flopped down dramatically. Taking a look around her apartment, she assessed where her life was at the age of thirty-two.  

      She was supposed to be famous by now. A well respected Broadway actress. To show her mother just how talented she really was. And she sure as hell should be making way more money than the sainted Valerie.  She should have married a director or producer, be living in a spacious place over looking Central Park. She should have already taken time off from her successful career to have two beautiful children. She was meant to be the good one for a change. 

      Instead, she lived in a loft with a grimy view of the brick wall of making up the apartment building next door. Her drapes were drawn shut and the plants by the window were long dead. She’d never had a man back to frolic on the pull out bed and the bedroom activities of the girl in the apartment next to hers reminded her of this frequently. Her acting career consisted of walk-ons, crowd scenes, and an appearance as a stuffed ravioli outside a newly opened Italian restaurant. 

      She brought a cat home once, but it didn’t like her. Her mother ended up  picking it up and giving it to her sister. It loved her sister. 

      Looking down at herself, she saw the ends of her ash brown hair, fine and unwashed. She’d worn the same monkey themed pajamas for days. She could see pizza stains from two days ago and the grape jelly stains from this morning. The belly she’d hoped was a tapeworm infestation was just another mark of how lazy she’d become.  

     She flipped off God then sat down heavily on the couch, feeling empty except for her continuing anger at the indifferent fates. She could really do it this time, she thought. Make them all feel sorry for the way they treated her. 

      Lifting the knife that lay across the cardboard left from last nights frozen pizza, she brought it to her left wrist and held it there. It was poised to slit along the length of her arm. She knew that was the way to do it after her second attempt. 

      The attending doctor had walked over to where she lay and studied her chart. Tiredly, he’d looked down at her wounds and shook his head. 

      “You’ll never do it that way. You’ve saw across tendons and only hit maybe two veins at the most. You’ve got to take the knife and run it this way.” 

      He’d picked up her arm and demonstrated for her. 

      “You’re just playing a game otherwise.” He signaled to a man at the edge of the gurney.  

      “Mike, come on over and stitch this young lady up.” The man named Mike came over and grabbed a suture kit from a metal tray. 

      “I’m going to get you admitted to the psych ward. Maybe they can sort you out. Good luck.” 

      She had been sorted, medicated and released. Five times. 

      Holding the knife to her wrist, she began to shake, breath coming in shallow bursts. Pressing down harder, the skin split and a small bubble of red life pulsed out. Feeling faint, she dropped the knife.  

      “Shit!” 

      She was too terrified of guns to even contemplate using one, let alone even knowing where to get one. She’d gagged every time she’d tried pills. She couldn’t tie her shoelaces tight, let alone a noose. Even as a suicide, she was a fuck up.  

      Tears streamed down her face and she wiped them angrily away. Picking up Ganesha and throwing him at the TV was becoming a very real possibility. Grabbing the remote, she rested her thumb on the power button. Her thumb hovered in indecision when a breaking news report came on. She un-muted the TV. 

      “In breaking news: A body has been found in a dumpster near Wooster and Prince. The body is that of Winona Mack, a local textile artist, whose work is appearing at the Soho gallery, Oz, this month. She disappeared late last night. Friends say she stepped out for a late dinner after setting up in the gallery. She was found beaten, raped, and strangled. An anonymous call tipped the police off to the body’s location.” 

      Sylvia stared, transfixed. 

      “Police say that all indications lead them to believe that this is, indeed, the work of a serial killer operating in the area. Locals have begun to refer to him as The Midnight Strangler due to his proclivity for killing on or after midnight. An ident team is swarming the area, looking for any evidence that will lead them to the killer’s identity.” 

      Now Sylvia smiled her first real smile in weeks. 

      An idea had occurred to her; a good idea.  If at first you don’t succeed, get someone else to do it for you. 

      The news anchor droned on. 

      “The first five victims are linked by startling similarities. With more on that, we have Tim Stefford at the scene. Tim?” 

      “Yes, Josh. The killer seems to prefer dark-haired women in Bohemian clothing. All the victims have lived or worked in the Soho art district and all are women in their mid-twenties. All have been found with a red Obi sash wrapped tightly around their throats.” 

      Getting up and looking in the mirror, she knew the ash brown just wouldn’t do.  

      “Anything else, Tom?” 

      “Yes, Josh. All of these women have been very eye-catching. One, Belinda Combs, worked as a model for many years and Jeanette ‘Crash’ Simms was a singer with a local band, Body Farm, known to have a huge following. Her stage attire was a bit provocative.” 

      The television screen was filled with the images of the two women. 

      “Thanks, Tim. We’ll have more on that story and more tonight at 11.” 

      Looking from the TV back to the mirror, Sylvia frowned. 

      How in the hell was she going to pull off eye-catching? Putting her hair up and striking poses in the mirror, Sylvia smiled again. Nothing a decent dye job, a day at the spa and some new clothes wouldn’t take of. She’d been pretty, once. She laughed at the irony of it all. All she had to do to get famous was die. 

      The next morning, Sylvia was at a hair salon, newly dyed head under a dryer and nails being buffed and polished. When she emerged, Jean-Luc cut her hair, and on completion, smiled at her reflection. 

      “Is that eye-catching enough?” 

      After a critical appraisal, Sylvia said simply, “That’ll do.” 

      By that afternoon, she’d had a body scrub, a body polish, seaweed wrap, and she’d shopped for the most Bohemian outfit she could find.  

      Trying on outfit number four, she asked the sales woman if it this was truly Bohemian. 

      “Well, yes it is. But you must know, Bohemian is on the way out.” 

      “So am I.” She said handing the woman her mother’s credit card. 

      She took a cab to Soho that night, pulling nervously at the fringed belt and full sleeves of her coat. She made her way to Prince Street and was surprised to see the bustle of activity around her.  

      “Don’t these people know there’s a killer on the loose?” 

      The bars were teeming with life. They were warmly lit and had constant traffic. Walking down Wooster to Broome, she saw couples holding hands, groups talking and laughing with each other. A longhaired man had a woman perched precariously on the back of his bike as he made his way the down the street. They laughed together as he hit a pothole and she almost fell off. 

      “Damn! This is really depressing. How is a girl supposed to attract a murderer in this throng?” 

      She walked up and down the streets of Soho for a good forty minutes. Leaning on a mailbox, she tried to catch her breath. Being a victim was a lot of work. There was a tug on her sleeve. She turned to see a tall, good-looking man of about thirty staring intently at her. 

      “You look lost.” 

      “I am.”  

      Squinting at him, she saw a faint scar on his chin. His eyes were hazel and crinkled at the corners from smiling. His clothing was casual, but expensive looking, and his shoes were unscuffed. He didn’t look like a serial killer. 

      “Um, I’m waiting for someone. I’m sure he’ll take me where I want to go.” 

      “Where’s that?” His voice was soft and deep. Sylvia felt a warmth seep into her. The timing couldn’t be worse.  

      “Oh, hell.” She sighed. This wasn’t supposed to be happening, this fiery bloom inside of her. 

      “Such a dark and lonely place for such a beautiful woman.” 

      She laughed.  

      He smiled again and placed his hand on her sleeve.  

      “Let me take you someplace light and crowded in the meantime.” 

      “I’m not good in crowds.” 

      “Then, maybe someplace light and private?” 

      She laughed again and nodded her head. 

      A few drinks later and happiness suffused Sylvia’s being.  

      “I’ve never met anyone I’ve felt so at ease with before.” 

      “Good. Then, maybe you won’t find it boorish of me to suggest a more intimate location for us to continue talking.” 

      “Oh, I don’t know.” 

      “A walk?” 

      “Well, I was actually…” 

      “A short walk?” 

      With a nod and another laugh, Sylvia agreed. Outside she rubbed her hands. It was cold and she hadn’t been able to find Bohemian gloves. He offered her his gloves but she declined.  

      He crooked his arm and she wound her arm through his. She felt amazement at the simple pleasure of walking down the street with a man at her side. As they rounded a corner, she began to think her quest this evening may no longer be needed.  Noticing they’d stopped walking, Sylvia was pulled from her reverie. Looking around, she was surprised at how dark it seemed all of the sudden. 

      “Where did all the people go?” 

      “Let’s see. It’s just after midnight on a Tuesday in mid-October. I imagine most people will be either on their way home, to bed or three people deep in a bar.” 

      “Oh,” she said and began to fidget. 

      “Are you nervous?” 

      “Yes, actually. I am.” 

      “You should be,” he said, slamming her hard into a wall. All the air had been knocked out of her lungs and she slid to the ground gasping. 

      He grabbed her by the hair and dragged her to a corner behind a dumpster. Pulling her up by her coat, he pushed her against the wall and covered her mouth with his gloved hand. 

      Pushing hard against her with his body, he began tugging off the coat.  

      She froze. Her mind screamed at her to get away, but she couldn’t move. She was spellbound by what was happening to her. It couldn’t be real. 

      The coat was belted and his one-handed fumbling wasn’t releasing it. Angrily, he slammed her head into the wall and she dropped heavily to the ground. When the coat was finally off, his activity became more meticulous. 

      Through a haze, Sylvia was aware of pinching, biting, and punching. She thought she saw him pull something from inside his jacket pocket. It looked like some kind of gun. 

      “No,” she croaked. Her hand flew up of its own accord and started hitting him. It was like hitting stone. She grabbed at his hair and pulled. He punched her in the face.

      “That was a mistake.” He growled low in his throat. 

      “No!” Sylvia’s voice was little more than a whisper. “I don’t want to die!” 

      She felt cold metal against her temple. She heard a clicking noise, then there was a flash and everything went black. 

      “And in other news tonight, another body has been found in the Soho area. A man checking the dumpsters for aluminum cans came across the body and phoned the location in to police. A press conference this afternoon revealed that this murder is not associated with The Midnight Strangler. A police representative stated that, while in this case, there appeared to be are a few similarities to the other Strangler: a dark-haired victim, the Bohemian-style clothing, and the location of the body. All other victims were strangled. The latest victim was shot in the head at close range.  

       Now, on to the weather. Things are really warming up out there, Larry. Is it going to stick around for the weekend?” 

Copyright 2006 by Jennifer Jordan


Jennifer Jordan is the fiction and special features editor of Crimespree Magazine. Her work has appeared in January Magazine, Plots with Guns, and is forthcoming in the erotica anthology STIRRING UP A STORM (Thunder's Mouth Press, November 2005.) She lives in Wisconsin and can often be found blogging at http://humanunderconstruction.blogspot.com